Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.



1.)Your name?


Wojciech
"michelle smith's best friend. polish . the bomb diggity. amazing. a funk ghetto master.
damn , i wish i was that wojciech! i`m so jealous"

wut? o.0

2.)Your age?

18

"The age where an American can:
1. Legally buy pornography
2. Legally buy cigarettes
3. Legally gamble in Indian Casinos
4. Legally be concidered an adult
5. Be tried as an adult in a court of law
6. Be drafted for a war they don't believe in
... but still cannot buy alcohol.
Billy: Wow! I turned 18! I'm going to buy cigarettes and gamble in a shoddy Indian casino!
Joey: Wow! I turned 21! I'm going to buy vodka and gamble in a real casino!
Billy: ... damn country "



3.)One of your friends?

Lulu

"A hot, horny, girl that wants to be layed."


4.)What should you be doing?

dunno

"short for Don't Know
I dunno want "dunno" means!"

mhm >_> nie widziałem


5.)Favorite color?

Green

"yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it?
'yo, where da green at?'"


6.)Birthplace?

Poznań
Isn't defined yet, put they told me that Poland is close enough - "The Central-European Empire of the Sausage. "


7.)Month of birth?

March
"Month in which creative, layed-back, dreamy, cool people were born.
She was born in march so she is creative, layed-back, dreamy and cool."


8.)Last person you talked to?

Lulu

"A hot, horny, girl that wants to be layed."


9.)One of your nicknames?

Forien _{(found a F.O.D.)}

"Forien Object Damaged
a piece of rubbish,stone,army cadet on the air field"

Chyba po prostu błąd od słowa "foreign"...